I regret to say that I will not be returning to RIT or the Brick City Singers this coming fall. This is not what I’m here to discuss, so the above sentence is all you’ll be hearing about it.
In my stead, the illustrious and laborious job of Business Manager is going to Daniel Asta, whose reputation of tireless toil, staunch drive, and ill-advised facial hair is indefatigable. He will stand, unyielding, as a shining tribute to our core values of ROCKING, ROLLING, and EMAILING PEOPLE about SWEET EVENTS. I never asked him how he feels about spreadsheets, but he seems like a can-do sort of guy.