I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed
I woke up this morning, then I went back to bed
Didn’t want to face the light, I prefer night instead
When I got up this evening, I was singing the blues
When I got up this evening, I was singing the blues
Couldn’t chase those blues away, ‘cuz I had a project due
Well I walked down to GCCIS, and I logged in there
Well I walked down to GCCIS, and I logged in there
Shouldn’t have taken a shower first, ‘cuz now I’ve got icicle hair
When I checked my files, I didn’t see a thing
When I checked my files, I didn’t see a thing
Couldn’t figure it out, then I heard my cell phone ring
I answered the phone now, and I said “Hello?”
I answered the phone now, and I said “Hello?”
Guy on the other line said, “There’s something you’ve gotta know.”
“Your login’s been wiped now, there’s not a file to be found
Your login’s been wiped now, there’s not a file to be found
Sorry about your project man, you’ve got to build it up from the ground.”
So I went down to the crossroads, to get something to eat
I went down to the crossroads, to get something to eat
And that’s when I saw the devil there, with horned head and hoofed feet
I told him my sad story, he said he could help
I told him my sad story, he said he could help
So I sold him my soul right there, for the program from hell
Now Satan’s in the systems, network is down all day
Satan’s in the systems, network is down all day
No one can get their work done, but at least I got an A!

